The Millionairess, the Teenager, the Divorcee, the Lapdancer and the friend.

You couldn't make this up my mate RB is wooing so many women that he is literally juggling his own life to accomodate.
He literally changes his persona with every girl / boy? friend he has.
He reminds me of old dog Angus when he was at University, although Red is a fair bit older and should know better. You have to amire the sheer audacity.

Ian and I might just take him out for a beer when he next comes to Swansea, although I'm sure my better half would not approve - might give me some ideas.